I had to deliver a load of hay yesterday, ended up going to lunch with a couple of my buddies who happen to be masters at the art of telling tall tales. One of them DR (we still have to have initials to protect the semi-innocent here) told one that is truly worthy of a Cletus tale. As soon as I have a chance I'm going to try and get it down. I don't know how well it'll translate into print, but we'll see.