Tuesday, August 03, 2004

The case of the exploding pants

A local idiot had his pants explode when he mixed up some of his meth-making chemicals and stuck them in his pocket in a film canister.

Serves him right. Is it any wonder I consider moonshining an honorable profession in comparision? You got to have a little bit of a brain to make corn likker, while any idiot can make meth.

It's a shame he didn't have two canisters. He'd have taken himself out of the food chain then.