Not to beat a dead horse

or dead cat in this case.

Things I should have said when this first came up;

• Was that the black cat or the tabby you found?

• I've got four more in the other freezer, the Peking Moon pays big money for them around the holidays.

• I was planning on having it mounted.

• I'm trying to start a catsicle business.

Any of the above comments would have gotten me killed.