I will admit

that I can be downright lecherous, but somehow a black thong under white riding breeches just doesn't seem like fitting attire for a dressage show. Not that there was anything wrong with the view, it just seemed a bit out of place.

This is especially odd considering that the young lady in question called my bride last night in panic mode over what to wear. Somehow I doubt that sweetie told her to wear that, but I could be wrong. One never knows with the female of the species.