Horror!

Remember a while back when I said I may need some character witnesses for my dee-vorce proceedings?

My bride has discovered this nonsense.

Actually it was never hidden from her, she'd just never bothered to read it.

Until this weekend.

Oddly enough, she finds it rather funny, so I'm safe... for now.

I think my saving grace is the fact that I rarely write about her, except of course in the context of her horsey foolishness (and her cat freezings). Which reminds me, I'm thinking of taking up the hobby of taxidermy, I figure if I do that I shan't have anymore cat problems in the future...