Thursday, December 23, 2004

My bride is a cold, cruel, heartless woman

She made me go to Wal F-ing Mart. Today, December 23. In the cold. I had to park at Home Depot. Half a mile away. And walk. In the cold. To Wal F-ing Mart. The place was a freaking zoo.

Why? Because she forgot to get a present for someone, and rather than go out in the cold herself. She sent her proxy.

I suppose I could have told her to go herself, but I like to eat. And it's too damn cold for me to sleep outside.