Overheard at the barbershop

"Punkin' wanted me t'come up thar an look at them pigs he's got. I went over yonder an went out to the pen an they was s'much mud in thar that all I seed was eight eyes acomin' towards me. I thought he had a bunch of alley-gators in that hawg pen.

I asked Punkin how them pigs got along in that much mud an he tole me that they had sumthin up inside of 'em that filtered out that mud.

I told 'im that they durn sure needed it."

If I'd been Junior, I would have asked Punkin how often he has to change their filters.