I finally gave up on finishing the barn, so I got the guys who did the siding on my mom's house to do it for me. I now have 15' x 48' sheds on both sides, which gives me a place to park my assorted crap. Next on the agenda is putting sides on it and cleaning up my gawdawfull mess that makes the place look like a redneck Sanford & Son.

Think I'm kidding about that? There's an equipment dealer down the road from me. I'm fixin' t'start charging him for all the people who stop at my place thinking it's his place...