Redneck Chic

And I don't mean Redneck in a good way. This is a Foxworthy joke come to life. I saw one at a five and dime the other day and didn't really think much of it, other than to shake my head and think "Damn, they'll sell anything nowadays."

Then the hellish truth sank in... That there is actually a market for these things.

That's a scary, scary thing.