I am not a football fan, never have been, so I don't follow college ball at all, other than a vague awareness that Tennessee played Alabama last weekend and that Alabama won.
Apparently this hasn't happened for a while and the Tennessee folks was some upset about it, but I think I have an explanation for ya'll.
I heard Condi Rice was at the game. She probably used Karl Rove's mind control device to cause Tennessee to lose.
All it would've taken was a little tinfoil lining for the quarterback's helmet and Tennessee would've been good to go. As it was they didn't stand a chance.
My work is done now, since that I am sure I have offended Tennessee fans, Alabama fans and anyone who actually suspects the GOP has a mind control ray.