I have decided that I have new ambition

I want to be a weatherman. Why? Because that has got to be the only freaking job in the world where you can be wrong over half the time and not get fired.

In other news I have broken the drought that has afflicted the Southeast the past couple of months. I was able to accomplish this, not by black magic or mysterious alchemy, but simply by mowing some hay.

Wonder if I can get the Gub-mint to give me some money for ending the drought?